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First, we changed the CPI\/DPI steps to something better: 400, 800, 1600, 2400, 3200, 4000, 5000.  Also, we updated the molding a little to make the left and right buttons more responsive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNext, we have applied a textured, matte plastic that will last an extremely long time. 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It isn't the Tek Syndicate logo... it isn't the RTW logo... it isn't the Epic Pants logo. It is the Burning Earth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Travis Smith: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.seempieces.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.seempieces.com\/\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.seempieces.com\/\u003c\/a\u003e - If you like metal, you REALLY need to check that out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese shirts are made of soft 100% combed cotton and printed with water-based ink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWater-based prints will last a very long time and will not peel off or crack. The ink becomes part of the shirt, and after one wash, you will never feel it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMen’s sizes S-4XL are Next Level 3600 shirts or equivalent copycat shirts. 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10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\" data-mce-style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\" data-mce-style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\" data-mce-style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; 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data-mce-style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\" data-mce-style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e48.30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\" data-mce-style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e52.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\" data-mce-style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e55.90\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 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Black print on black mug may differ in tones, use transparent background\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"epic pants","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45888410976529,"sku":"","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/7788\/6993\/files\/DSCF7300_f1dcaa52-ab53-456e-9adc-acc05429c0b5.jpg?v=1688718311"},{"product_id":"albert-einstein-ascii-art-t-shirt","title":"Albert Einstein ASCII Art T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eHoly shit shirts!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese shirts are made of soft, 100% combed cotton and printed with water-based ink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork by: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/epicpants.myshopify.com\/admin\/products\/%20https:\/\/www.ansdor.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.ansdor.com\/\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCheck out their games on Steam: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/developer\/ansdor\"\u003ehttps:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/developer\/ans\u003c\/a\u003edor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWater-based prints will last a very long time and will not peel off or crack. 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